The best Youtube chef in the world. 60-something British woman Kay burns food, makes her poor son eat it, and posts the videos on our favorite video-streaming service. Unbelievably, Kay's channel has over 27 thousand subscribers, all of which probably watch her videos ironically. As well as trying(and failing) to make good food, Kay will sometimes do piss take videos, in which her cooking is no better than in her actual videos. In one of Kay's videos, dubbed "Mediterranean Quiche", she demonstrates her awful slicing skills, gets out of breath from using a rolling pin, and only uses one egg(instead of the standard five for quiches), all while wearing a faded Iron Maiden t-shirt. And, when Kay's neckbeard looking son Lee tries the finished product, you can not only hear him say "I'm not excited to try this", but he also banters with his mother about how it's worse than he thought. F in the chat for the poor dude's tastebuds.
As well as her awful cooking, Kay's videos are often accentuated with awful editing and janky cuts.

someone who is sexy beyond mean