To narrowly avoid being raped.
See also Kavanaugh

A form of intoxication that results in extremely poor behavior and loss of memory. This loss of memory tends to last 30 plus years and all parties that cross paths with the kavanaughed individual Long term impact of getting kavanaughed is writing in calenders and keeping for 33 years, lifting weights with PJ and squi, and when asked by a United States senator a profession that "I like beer". Those who suffer "contact kavanaughed" only recall details when asked by major news networks

To get locked in a room and groped with a hand over your mouth.

To be on the recieving end of drunken sexual misconduct and/or assault.

Assuming that you will get away with sexual assault because your a white privileged, beer guzzling, Yale graduate, male judge.

To be ambushed, lied about, and to have your name defamed.

Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.

Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.

Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.

Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!