Urban Dictionary: Kavanaugh

Brett Kavanaugh

Some guy who likes beer.

Brett Kavanaugh likes beer and farting in his yearbook.

by Cyrus McKinley Guy July 09, 2020

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Kavanaugh Cocktail

A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.

She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?

by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018

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kavanaugh scale

The likelyhood, on a scale of 1 to 10, of a person being molested or assaulted in a given institution.

Sue "I got into Yale!"
Brett "You better be careful, I heard that's a six on the Kavanaugh scale."

by Teeeeeeerent October 02, 2018

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kavanaugh

That sound you make when roughly clearing your throat

*kavanaugh*

by Abadazed October 05, 2018

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Kavanaugh drunk

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

by Meatpoi October 02, 2018

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Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

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kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

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