Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

When some random guy says “smile, you’d look prettier.”

You reply with “Fuck off, Kavanaugh.”

donald trump has been pulling a Kavanaugh throughout all his life

Wanna go out and get wasted and pull a kavanaugh