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to become angry, unhinged, and belligerent without ever answering a question directly.
The guy totally went Kavanaugh and all I did was ask him if that was his cup of coffee on the table. He asked me if I have ever littered, stomped around, started crying, and I still don't know who left their coffee on the table so I guess I'll clean it up.
by witchitalkingbout October 04, 2018
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.
by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018
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A person who likes beer and keeps a calendar from 30 years ago.
Damn did you see Trump? He nominated that fucking Kavanaugh guy?
by Yeetfam October 04, 2018
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Beer. Just beer. Any kind of beer.
"Long day at work?"
"Shit yeah, boss was down my throat, time for a Kavanaugh!"

"Crack open a Kavanaugh with the boys"
by CLARENCETHOMASCOKECAN October 02, 2018
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cold beer, consumed rapidly
Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!
by Political Operative October 06, 2018
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(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.
Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.
by BoBeau70 September 26, 2018
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