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A quiet, but ready-to-argue about anything kind of guy. The dad among the friend group, but will always drink a brewski with da Boyz. Huuugeeee soccer guy, but honestly can't play the game very well. Often comes from Portuguese and Brazilian descent. Has a big weakness for girls who have a name that starts with an "A." Preferably "AN." Take him to a mirror maze to watch him just stare and flex in the mirror admiring himself. Language: Vulgar. Morals: Questionable. Absolutely not clean. For sure doesn't use soap when washing hands. Uses a full bottle of gel in the morning as he yells at his mom to make him breakfast. Always wears khakis to mass.
MOM: "You need to clean your room and stop playing Brawl Stars"
Kaueh: "Mom, watchuuuu meannnnn, I'm watching soccer"
Kaueh: "Mom, watchuuuu meannnnn, I'm watching soccer"
by nelliphant May 09, 2019
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021