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The sound of your brain collapsing when something too confusing or too mind blowingly awesome is said to you. If your brain was a building, kathunk would be this building suddenly falling to shambles. Beware! Many never recover.
Shannon: The reason Einstein postulates that an objects length can change with its speed is due to its rotation in the 4 dimensional space time continuum. Any thoughts?

Sarah:...Kathunk.

Shannon: Hmm.

or

Sarah: Shannon! A wild goat just kicked Santi in the nads!

Shannon:Kathunk!

Sarah: I know, right?
by Secret Agent Alpaka April 16, 2011
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Apr 30 Word of the Day
A buzz word being used to refer to creators and influencers forming or encouraging unhealthy relationships with their fans. Usually used in the context of young audiences feeling they have a relationship with the influencer due to the huge amount of the influencer’s content they consume. The influencer in question, however, is unaware of the fan’s existence other than the general knowledge of having fans. Common examples include Dream and his stans. These relationships are exacerbated by the influencers confirming they have more than a creator-to-viewer relationship.

The word is circulating due to various YouTube essays about the phenomenon using the word, and therefore people who enjoy complaining about influencers repeating what they heard in the video in any comments section they can find.
I can’t believe that creator encourages parasocial relationships with his fans...

Man what a parasocial relationship :/
by SodaScarf April 12, 2021
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1. Noun: The sound created by human shit hitting the water in a toilet. Often as a direct result of how large the log was and how deep the bowl is.

2. Verb: The action that brests perform when a topless female is getting fucked missionary.
1. Man, I had to hang on with both hands to try and and squelch that last kathunk.

2. I felt like I was going to break that bitches nose, you see how those things were kathunking her head?
by Sumobot March 28, 2009
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Onomatopoeia of a headboard repeatedly striking a wall, ostensibly due to people fucking in the bed that holds said headboard.
I couldn't sleep last night because Jared and his girlfriend in the apartment next to mine were fucking for most of the night. All I heard was "ka-thunk, ka-thunk, ka-thunk", punctuated by an occasional moan or loud request for one party to fuck the other one harder. I let the air out of that faggot's tires for that.
by Nigga Ass Honky August 08, 2010
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think (or any form of the word "think")
i did not ka-thunk up the word ka-thunk; it was invented by someone i kno. but i ka-thunk that the word ka-thunk deserved 2 b n a dictionary of some sort.
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