An amazing person who is gorgeous. and she knows how to make you laugh and smile. and she can make you happy. she never lies. she is a loyal friend. has good taste. and is very artsy. you can't know a katey and NOT love her. its impossible.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A small biatch, very good insults. Highly recommended in a verbal fight. Good friend nevertheless. Knows a shit load about TV and Film trivia for some reason.

A popular, naughty girls name.

Katey: Smarter than a genius, sweeter than the bell, she's got a body sent from heaven, she is sexier than Hell.

Parties harder a rockstar, hotter than a flame, cooler than the freezer, she is even faster than Usain.

Funnier than Ferrell, eyes brighter than the moon, tastier than candy, She will make you cum too soon

Crazier than Jersey, more wild than the zoo, smoother than molasses, she is way more awesome than you.

Katey: Where do I even start, well let’s start with I wouldn’t be me if it wasn’t for her. I have never loved before. Hoping this will be my only love. Will do anything in my power to make this my only love. Having Katey in my life is the best thing to ever happen without a doubt. Her hair is therapy to my heart, I find safety in her smile. I feel warmth in her skin. I look into her eyes I see the galaxy in twine with her perfectness. Every curve of her body is a new story labeled perfect. Every inch is like a thousand new kilometres to discover. From her toe nails to her hair follicles is perfect. My love for Katey cannot be put into words i’m trying my best. We are having some problems but who said they wouldn’t fix. Yes we have disagreements yes we have arguments. But I couldn’t be more committed to anything in my life than what I am to you. I adore you and there’s nothing I would change about you. Katey when your reading this please don’t cry, just know you are my princess. i’d give my heart away to let yours beat 1 more. i’d do anything in my power to keep you happy. I want a family with you. So please Katey accept the fact your my soulmate and please let us recreate the world together.

I love you <3
Forever and always <3

A red/orange hottie. A fuggin' ca-razy son-of-a-cool person! (: You just can't help to love her and obsess over her.