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An Incredibly obese and long haired cow crushed into a pulp including eyes bones and ears. This patty is mixed with an ungodly amount of cheese and the smallest slice of lettuce on a lemon donut bun. Usually served with melted moldy ice cream.
After the Kastenburger last night I have a strong craving to lick Matt Smith.
by DyingHawk June 02, 2015
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