He is a god, massive dick, incredibly intelligent, good at everything and has a great body

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A dick who believes in Ossism. Ossism is a religion about the all mighty Ossi and he's followers.

Sexy beast who is straighter than anyone. He is an epic gaymer, poggers.

The kind of guy who will scare girls when he takes off his shirt. He also usually has the largest collection of Gucci belts in the area. Typically, will have a "sussy" case of syphilis and gonorrhea. Usually has a kink for girls that are dressed up as monsters.