When you fuck a girl with a laundry hamper then yeet her out the window wearing a dog collar

The absolute, most perfect person to exist.

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A stupid guy with no qualms about lying. He is a giant jerk and likes to brag a lot. He thinks he's hot stuff but he's actually dumb as a rock.

Karsen's are silly. They can seem clingy at first and annoying, but once they're gone you'll miss them. They're funny, kind, talented, and want to spend every second with you. Gradually they'll love interest over time, and you won't know why, but you can always count on them to come back because they love you.

a fucking idiot that that doesn’t know jack shit and is so ugly his family neglects him