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Someone who thinks greg is gay, the only reason that he is trying to make up a false definition is because i made up one for him and by the way, i am strait
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A wannabe straight person that wishes he could get a girl friend.
Look it is Karl Panko the kid that can;t get a girl friend.
by Peach and Doc March 22, 2003
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someone who got his ass kicked by taylor and cried
karl tried to fight taylor and got his ass kicked hard`
by Doc March 27, 2003
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