Three guys playing Kario Mart:

"Im just gonna chug my beer first and then start racing."
"Nah, Im gonna race first, stop before the finish line, chug my beer, and cross the line for the win"
"Your strategies all suck. Playing one handed while drinkin with the other ftw"

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

me and the yatties played everyones favorite game kario mart I cleary won as my drinking skills were above everyone elses

"I can beat all of you in Mario Kart" *one copyright claim later* "I will destroy all of you in Kario Mart only available at stame gop.

We smoked a few bowls and played kario mart.