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N. The classic N-64 game with a twist: when the race starts, all participants must open a beer. You may not finish until your beer is finihed.
Three guys playing Kario Mart:

"Im just gonna chug my beer first and then start racing."
"Nah, Im gonna race first, stop before the finish line, chug my beer, and cross the line for the win"
"Your strategies all suck. Playing one handed while drinkin with the other ftw"
by asdfghjklasdf1234 October 19, 2008
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Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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an epic drinking game in which everyone opens up a beer at the start of a mario kart race and can not finish until there beer is done. The one rule is no drinking and driving.
me and the yatties played everyones favorite game kario mart I cleary won as my drinking skills were above everyone elses
by bookzy July 24, 2012
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What you call Mario Kart when you don't want to get copyright claimed in youtube vids
"I can beat all of you in Mario Kart" *one copyright claim later* "I will destroy all of you in Kario Mart only available at stame gop.
by drinkbleachonadailybasis January 17, 2019
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Playing Mario Kart while intoxicated. Typically under the influence of alcohol or cannabis.
We smoked a few bowls and played kario mart.
by Shazbot470 November 05, 2010
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