Kari is beautiful and amazing. Always makes me laugh with her corny little jokes yet her harsh rudeness. Her ego is up but it's a good positive one. She always has alot of positive things to share to people. Kari is constantly changing her hair color! But fuck she looks good in any one of them. Kari has an amazing smile, beautiful eyes and curls that would make you jealous! Her fashion is on point. Kari is Kari.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

The prettiest unicorn in all the lands. She gallops on a rainbow of sour skittles, to a pot of lucky charms where a leprechaun (person McNugget) named Bill gives her a thousand hairless kittens. She then transforms into a raptor and rrRRRRAAAHhhhhh-runs away with her kittens mewing along behind.

Kari is an incredibly beautiful (inside and out) woman who is empathetic and cares deeply for her friends. She has the largest heart and extends her love to everyone, including in volunteering opportunities with people who need love the most. She is a loyal friend and an honest friend, valuing the importance of accountability and being appropriately called out - always with love and understanding. To be perfectly frank, words cannot completely describe how amazing this girl is.

The best person you will ever meet. Drop-dead gorgeous. Kind-hearted. No fear. Selfless. Beautiful. Perfect.

And too good for anyone.

A rough translation from Japanese which means "light."

She is the greatest person ever. That's enough said. She's changed my life and been the greatest person i ever could have wanted. She makes me happy and makes each day worth living. Just to see her beautiful face and kiss her sweet lips while looking into her deep blue eyes makes me smile, hell just thinking about it. She litterally is the girl of my dreams. If anyone asked me 'what my dream girl' was like i had a very good definition and even how she would look. She matches everything and i mean EVERYTHING! From the most desired parts to even the very little things suck being very good in bed ;)..but i won't get into those details.