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A person with so many names made from her original name that she herself does not know what her name is. One in a million
Barry Buttlips, Dairy Nutlips, Hairy Mufflips, Barry Mufflips, Hairy Butlips, Rari Kutters, Sari Slutledge, Mari Muttledge, Cari Cuntlips, Jari LuckLips, Lari ducklips, Gary Gutledge, Yari YUNTERS, Wari Queefledge, AIRI Fistlips, osama, Ms. Absolut, DRari Bacardilips, LAri Letslocklips, SARS,
by DJ TOEJAM June 04, 2004
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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