"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen
Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.
Karen's dozen = 50.
Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.
Karen's dozen = 50.
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"Wow that woman was such a Karen"
"Um, excuse me, I have a sister named Karen and you should stop using that word."
"Don't be such a Karen's Sister."
"Um, excuse me, I have a sister named Karen and you should stop using that word."
"Don't be such a Karen's Sister."
by MrMcMander November 20, 2020
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Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.
Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.
Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.
• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.
Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.
Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.
Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.
• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.
Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.
Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:
'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'
'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'
'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'
'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'
by Vesper47 January 08, 2021
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Karen Throat is when your throat is sore from sucking a coaches cock but your kid is still not getting enough playing time.
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When you tell a Karen to wear her mask in your store but she is refusing saying "i have rights" and "i have a medical condition." The she gets mad and gets all of her Karen Friends an they Storm your Store 'Area 51 Style' Screaming because they don't want to wear masks.
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