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A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.

The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!

While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.

Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
by Mrcl86 February 08, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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