The sweetest, kindest motherf*cker that has ever walked the face of the earth. She can always make you smile, or make you lose brain cells. Anyhow, you can always be able to trust her and she ain’t about that drama. Everybody knows her and loves her and she always keeps it real. She’s always humble and never brags about those bucks in her bank account. Doesn’t hate anyone but dislikes people named Madison. She will always forgive you, but she will make sure you’re put in your place first. She is a baller with the best shoes and doesn’t like to be given much attention. We always love a good Kapitha

Noun; The unique state of elation a lady of preference achieves when in the presence of initiated members of Kappa Alpha Order. This state is often reached by means of, but not limited to, attendance of social functions, philanthropic events, private encounters, or recalling memories thereof.

President of Kappa Tau. Party Guy, The hottest man on the whole planet. Likes to play dress up, including various costumes like cheerleaders. Whipped by the luckest women alive rebecca

Feig's evil sidekick, known for his crippies and love for Linsky

Kappy is very smart and pretty. She is very good and sports. The best at sport. Well second best, her old sister is a baller. But she can break ankles and dunk over anyone but her older sister....

The Unstopable Polish train, attends BMHS, can get enough of that dune coon sex!!

a ugly no-necked freak who has absoulty no life what so ever. who should just die. chicken legs!!