Urban Dictionary: Kanned

kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.

oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously

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The shortened version of Kill All Niggers, usually spammed by teams of players who try to wipe every player on the server or in game. Used to bully underaged or annoying players to make them rage, offended or quit the game entirely.

Teamer#1: NO NIGGERS ALOWED, DIE NIGGER RETARD. KAN!
Teamer#2: FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT, GO AND KYS. KAN!
Teamer#3: KILL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGERS. KAN!
Annoying 11 year old: HAHAHAH RACIST NOOB I AM SO PRO AND I WILL KILL YOU NOOB HAHAHAH
Teamer#4: LOL LETS ALL SHIT ON THIS NIGGER KID UNTIL HE RAGE QUITS, I HATE NIGGER FAGGOTS. KAN!
Teamers together: KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN KAN...

by Orphan slayer March 19, 2021

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Slang for vagina. Also, a name given to men of Chinese descent. Goes well with the name 'Wang'

Put your wang in my kan.

by Kan Wang January 23, 2005

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Ancient chinese surname given only to a select few who possessed great wisdom, knowledge, and foresight.
Chosen one. One who knows.

Mr. Kan, Ms.Kan, Mrs. Kan, Dr. Kan

by urbancorrection October 24, 2011

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Female genitalia in a derogatory sense.

That guy's a f*cking kan!

by Whodo May 06, 2003

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The last name of a family with 3 elements
-First Child = Idiot
-Second Child = Normal
-Third Child = God

"Did you hear what the first kid of the Jacksons did?"
"Yeah but the second one is alright,"
"Oh, the third one is a GOD!!!"
"Such a Kan fam!"

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Also a term for the dribble of brown juice that you can often see slipping out of a well-shagged teenage male's arse.

I got Joseph really drunk on Friday, and when he passed out, i slipped it to his tea-towel holder. Boy did i laugh when i pulled out and saw that he'd Kanned his boxers.

by Scouse-lover. May 06, 2003

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