The prettiest of the Middle Eastern/Autralian ninjas. He uses his martial arts style of the dog to steal beauty products.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The most powerful guy in existence. He is beautiful, strong, smart, wise, adventurous, ambitious, courageous, passionate and is basically a god. All girls are in love with him and his enormous penis. All men are afraid of him since he knows jew-jitsu, kung fu, karate, kickboxing and so much more. Nobody can beat him in anything.