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a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and "uphill gardener".
Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.

Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
by Bob Jeagermeister June 07, 2007
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nicely rolled blunt, to do a good job
Me: Yo you tryin to smoke later?
Esilv: Yeah already rolled a nice kanger
by esilv November 05, 2013
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A girl with beautiful brown eyes, a great smile, and smooth hair. Someone everyone wants to be but there is only one of. A really great person.
Kang is like the most famous person in the whole school, everyone knows her.
by Matt K.erns July 04, 2009
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An act of masturbation when performed in a group, a circle jerk with commentary.
"Let's all have a communal kang."
by KHD August 04, 2003
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Very coolio, he likes his kitties. He is very smart and kinda (gay) but is still an awesome guy. #bestoniichan
"Wow dude, Kang is quite gay but no homo dude."
by alexnmari May 11, 2019
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A cool guy, but pretty (gay). Loves his pussies, their hairs are all over him. Very nice, none less, a cool guy.
"Wow dude, look at Kang all hot and feisty with his pussies, no homo though."
by alexnmari May 11, 2019
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To whip, flog, or paddle as a form of punishment.
If you do that one more time, I'm gonna kang your hide.
by kangarage December 05, 2004
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