I found this kang and here's a working distro for ya

oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!

Financial Advisor: "Well, to be quite honest Mr. Jenkins, after this brief period that makes up your credit history, from a year ago today when your credit cards were first issued against the pleas, cries, and then...screams of many actuaries, quite a stir has been caused in the credit, finance, and banking communities. So much so in fact, that they just held an international conference in Zurich to discuss the controversial topic of adding a new credit score rating label that would replace 'bad' as the bottom credit score rating label. As you could imagine it was very hotly debated subject Mr. Jenkins, as the label range from 'excellent to bad' has been the industry standard for decades. It looked like it could have gone either way, but once firms started cited your frankly...abysmal credit history they had no choice but to come down in favor of adding the new score. So, congratulations, Mr. Jenkins you are the first person to plummet the depths of personal credit worthiness to earn a KANG credit score. You may never be a homeowner Mr. Jenkins, but on the upside here is a coupon for one free side at J.J.'s Fish & Chicken.

Kang in treehouse of horror VII: This is my sister Kodos.

( Kodos looks like a man and has a voice of a man... )

Yo o' fay im the kang of this hood

Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.

Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.

Person 1: Tomorrow we have SCHOOL-FREE! Boks?
Person 2: AKANG! *headbutt*