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When one uses their own mangled hand to masterbate and/or digitally sodomize themself. Injury should be lawnmower or blender related.
"Ashley thought it was weird when I lifted up my sack and started giving my asshole the good old Kandis Hand"
by Nate lowry January 03, 2010
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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