Top definition
A predominantly German Catholic family that immigrated to the US in the late 1890s and early 1900s, living mostly in southern Illinois. Famously a gigantic family, with couples often having over 8, and sometimes as many as 16 children. They love their family reunions and their weddings, most especially because of the consumption of alcohol at said events. They have also developed an affinity for the drink "Ski."
"Did you see how much Courtney drank last night?"
"She took it like a real Kampwerth."
"Isn't she like... 14?"
"Yup. A REAL Kampwerth."
"Those damn Kampwerths breed like rabbits."
"Are you my cousin? God it's confusing to be a Kampwerth."
"She took it like a real Kampwerth."
"Isn't she like... 14?"
"Yup. A REAL Kampwerth."
"Those damn Kampwerths breed like rabbits."
"Are you my cousin? God it's confusing to be a Kampwerth."
by Lizerdine March 26, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011