a cop who listened to music that didn't exist yet during college
Kamala Harris arrested my friend for smoking weed and now she's the Vice President!
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An ex-cop who prosecuted 10,000s black men for devil's lettuce crimes and is now anti-cop and pro-devil's lettuce but won't let those people go nor pardon them
Kamala Harris is a flibby flobby douche with a backpfeifengesicht ehaha
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First female Vice President of America. She for, some reason, is almost always nowhere to be found when called upon to do her job, especially south of the border.
“Hey have you heard from Kamala Harris at all? I thought she was supposed to be in (insert random country south of the border) for a meeting but CNN said she canceled.”
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Big Liar, just search it up... she's lied about practically everything
Kamala Harris has lied again! What time is this? 5023750?
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The current Vice President that thinks she is the president because Joe Biden is to senile to do anything and she is the type of person that laughs at questions she can not answer
Kamala Harris nervously laughed when asked if she thinks she will win in 2024 against Donald Trump
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A useless piece of crap who slept her way to the top. Worse climate czar ever.
Kamala Harris isn't an African American.
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Kamala: Freedom is like a bag of canabess>(cannabis)>(marijuana) I only take it from ya>(you) if you>(you're or you are) a young black man

Young black man: Whatever

Kamala: I remember meeting this man. He was a king or something. And I told him about this draim>(dream) I had the night befow>(before). I remember the first time I gave black people their rights. It was probably during da>(the) Civa Woah>(Civil War). I must've been just 5 years old *flashes back and says FWEEDOM>(freedom)*. I even remember going to my fist>(first) Civa>(Civil) Rights ralle>(rally) and I fell ova>(over). My mama said "Are you ok?". And I said "SPWAY WEED ON EVWEEBODY>(everybody)"
"Officuh>(officer) he got wayed>(weed)

Young black man: That was you

The point I'm trying to make is that she doesn't have a high IQ
Kamala Harris is the worst senator ever.
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