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The guy who thinks he is the philosopher and knows everything but in reality cannot get through his own problems. A guy who either likes a lot of girls or none. Most of the girl he tries to like end up friendzoning him. Trusts few but trusts fully. Get a kalpesh to spend some good time when you are feeling low.
‘Today’s day was rough, let me call kalpesh
by Sansak June 30, 2019
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A great man. The name was the inspiration for Weezer's "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" and Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man" ad campaign.
There goes Kalpesh...see how he glows!
by dr.k. February 06, 2010
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