The sexiest creation. He has a Godly physique, the girls love him but he always seems to have time for the boys. He is the funniest person you will ever meet and brings the mood of the group up.
“Is that Kaloyan?”
“Omg quick Sarah! Push ur chest out”
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The greatest person of all time. He pimps hard but is also sublimely nice. Everyone loves Kaloyan Cholakov. ...Is also known as "Kal the Bulgarian", or simply Kal.
Person1: Oh fuck, It's Kaloyan Cholakov. Shit's about to get real awesome!
Person2: Do you mean Kal the Bulgarian?
Person1: Yeah man, who else could be so AMAZING!
by Indiferentia December 11, 2013
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The greatest person of all time. He pimps hard but is also sublimely nice. Everyone loves Kaloyan Yakimov. ...Is also known as "Kal the Bulgarian", or simply Kal.
Person1: Oh fuck, It's Kaloyan Yakimov. Shit's about to get real awesome!

Person2: Do you mean Kal the Bulgarian?

Person1: Yeah man, who else could be so AMAZING!
Everyone loves Kaloyan !!
by Kaloyany January 09, 2018
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a sexy human that has the ability to give some one a massive boner she is also a godess
kaloyans mother gave taylor a boner
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