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To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.
Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"
by Christopher Trout May 12, 2011
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A smart and intelligent person. Someone who can stand up for themselves and doesn’t give a fuck about what people say about him
Because you’re a Kalman
by Bob the Hero March 27, 2020
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An asshole who can't do shit. Always blames stuff on other people and lies a lot. Can't do anything for himself. Russian.
He's a kalman
by MeowFace322 March 19, 2015
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