He is pretty awesome. He has your mom on a pizza...always. He is high as The sky and low like yo moma. Did I mention he's awesome?
Son: "I can't find My mom?"
Dad: Kalle maybe **** *** and **** ****"
Son: "....."
by Jrpsve December 11, 2016
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Big man, hold tight azneee, Big penus, Finland is My city, Nallenator activated. Everyone should be like Nallenator. He is tha best nibba alive on this fookin planet. Every kalle is the very snäll and everyone loves him very nice
Oh look at My Big penis//Kalle
by RandomLady1337 May 14, 2018
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Kalle balle is asshole that lives in a class called 6.A
by Thorbjøøø August 30, 2018
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Kalle is very sexy. He's often really good at CS GO and he often has a youtube channel named supervurpa. Kalle is also a really good biker and he's the best guy in school.
by kallecyklar December 11, 2016
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