A slang term for cocaine. Named after legendary boxing promoter Kalle Sauerland for his cocaine fuelled interviews with various media outlets, made prevalent by his constant gurning and erratic behaviour.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Extremely rare beauty inside & out, a good listener very smart and funny too, she can cheer you up when your down.
Loves to be creative with her arts and crafts, has very good taste in music. (so you can trust her with the car radio)
She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others has many friends and enjoys being with them.
Reading is her favorite pastime, and she never ever misses the TV show how i met your mother.
She is wiser beyond her years and loyalty is one of her many attributes.

❤ loves Sushi and sleeping ❤
Although Kalle claims to have faults, people have yet to find them (我不知道) it has been said that Kalle’s are strangely attracted to Cuban guy’s name Adrian. If you are ever lucky enough to have a kalle in your life then you have found a rare treasure.

A ex-con and a weed smoker who lives in Eksharad, located in the most northern part of Sweden where creatures like the polar bear and the penguin still roams free in their natural habitat.

Laughs like: AhHuHhUuhHuuh (in a deep voice) but we love her

The most coolest person ever existed. If you are Kålle, you will be in complete harmony with cool, hot, nice. You are simply awesome, and that doesn't even make up for it.

The SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He gets all the girls and all of the money.