The Second most awesome guy in the world.
Someone who has accumulated great Wealth is also known as being Kallan.
For further info, definitions are similar to those found under the heading "Chuck Norris"

A big man with a horse cock, gets all the ladies. Just a top notch guy tbh

A GIRL who is very nice and can help anyone out when needed. She is sensitive at times but stays strong. Very smart and will make a great girlfriend and really cute.

Just a massive fucking bitch

Gay thinks he can rap only talks about wet farts
Shit at the sticks

A Dirty Kallan is when someone sneaks into your house in the dead of night and shits in all of your cabinets.