Sassy, Smart, Talented, Funny, Colorful, One of a kind, Gorgeous, Stylish Woman.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

She is the most gorgous girl in the whole entire world. She has no flaws, nothing is wrong with her. She is literaly perfect. She has great boobs and an amazing bikini body. Usally light brown haird but can be a stuning blond. Her Sexy body tempts any man. She is so sexy and hot and cute and damn right perfect. Every part of her body is extreamly hot and every man wants her bad. In bed she can be a little rebelious and go straight for it. Her naughty side would turn and normal man on. She has tan legs that go on for ever and she loves the beach. The sand, surf and hot guys is her thing. She is the best dresed at any event and always takes pride in her appearance but always puts a sexy twist to it. The thing that makes her special is that she can also be an amazing freind, one who can listen, help and overall be there for you. She is amazing and she is not big headed because she has no idea how amazing she is. Every one in the world wants to be her or wants to do her. She also has the best sense of humor in the world she would make you laugh no matter what. With out her there is no fun, party or no meaning of life. If you ever meet her your one lucky person... she will love you forever. She is the Goddess of Fun and Life.

noo tits yet they will grow later but on the other hand her butt is getting bigger by the second and one secret about Kalisha is that she can twerk like a stripper if you ever get her as a girlfriend you might want to keep her

kalisha isnt just a name its a cultural reset a reason to breathe and an escape from this cruel world. Its an art the first gift you open on christmas a hug from a loved one its everything youve ever wanted everything youve ever need. Kalisha can also be used as a # like “#kalishaAF, #kalishagrunge, #kalisha”

has been. not in the cool crowd. but can act like she is even though she is 44!!
finds most bantering utterly boring. thats why she hangs with the toddler crew coz they know whats up: its either im hungry or i need to pee or im not sharing whats mine. now thats existential real stuff!! will be clueless when someone tries to flirt. like, baby, you fine and she'll offer them 100$ and say bless your heart child of god, i need to catch the bus, always listen to your heart. Yeah. Kalisha. what a freak of nature. how did she even get this old?

she is an accident not waiting to happen but it happened and the car hasnt been picked up coz its somewhere in new mexico where noone ever goes?

the biggest whale in the world obsessed with xander (littleuglyboy) on twitter. she’s missing and she needs to back in sea world asap