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She is the most amazing person in the world. She lights everything up with her smile and laugh. She is artistic and looks at life abstractly. She is the best a cuddling and cheering everyone up. She is hard to get but any man who does is in for the best time of his life. She is cute and fairylike.
by Kevin Dali September 14, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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she’s one of the most beautiful people on the planet, and her laugh is adorable, despite how much she insults it. however, her appearance is nothing compared to her personality. she’s a soft floofball, but she continuously denies it. she’s funny and kind, but is also capable of discussions, and is intelligent as hecc. her deep shower thoughts are brilliant and she’s amazing at everything she does, from sports to music to art. she says her paintings are bad, but one look at them and you’ll know it’s not true. she can be an asshat but she’s infuriatingly lovable and will make you blush. if you ever meet a hard-working, amazing kali at a soccer camp or a school or at work, remember that she deserves the world.
by softie September 14, 2019
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know as a goddess for power, beauty and the art of pushing someone out of their boundary line in order for them to grow. This goddess is more than a good friend but a beautiful creature. With hair flowing long and beautiful eyes no one can resist her. Although at the first meeting she may be timid but it is only hiding the wild goddess inside of her. To be friends with someone named Kali is like having good luck for the rest of your life.
1."If you were like Kali maybe i would bang you"
2. "Why cant you be like a Kali, there so perfect?"
2. "Why cant you be like a Kali, there so perfect?"
by nagle92 March 31, 2009
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An amazing person who is beautiful inside and out. Is a great friend and is very funny! She underestimates herself. If you tell her she is pretty she will deny it. She can make friends with about anyone!
She is definately a Kali!
by Dakotasummer June 25, 2011
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The Kali walked in and everybody stared at her, how could anybody be so awesome and act so normal? She was the best person in the room and nobody tried to deny it.
by Christie119 November 29, 2011
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the hottest girl around; she has a feeling she brings people, making them like her; the funniest person around who may be sassy, but you still love her
by JoshTheBoss1171 September 15, 2019