A good looking guy who gets all the girls and has a best friend called josh. Also if a girl saw him she would instantly be jealous and wet.

A Kalem is a booty loving memelord who has ridiculous but surprisingly well thought out ideals and will make any girl wet from a slight glance

A Kalem is a giant who screeches a lot. However, a Kalem is also a very, kind and funny- also is a good listener.

Kalem is a wonderful man who can make any girl happy. He's really kind, and loving to those he falls in love with. He's also really funny and any girl who has him as a boyfriend or husband is a very lucky person. He knows what's right and he will be very honest and won't hesitate to tell you his mind if he wants to. His words are honest and loving, and him being affectionate is something that means the world

Two words combined to make one; Kent, and Salem.

Word used by a person trying to buy a pack of cigarettes, and couldn't make up their mind which cigarettes to get either Kent or Salem

A Vape Lord with a best friend named Kat.
Can be easily angered when nipples are touched.

Unfortunately, a kalem is a useless waste of groceries that tends to take it from behind by a very angry Iranian, otherwise known as a group of "muneshes." A kalem is quite the faggot and doesn't actually serve a purpose on this shit hole of a planet we live on.