Biggest L of the NBALM community
Plays a lot, but is still ass
Can usually be found in Zoke's server
Used to describe ones basketball knowledge
"Yo ur bball iq is lower than kaleeds, no cap."
by guest2798 October 08, 2020
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Tyana's sweetie pie who she adores very much.
'can we have kale for breakfast in bed'
by tyana October 11, 2004
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A member of a now-gay clan. Awesome d00d who loves to write shiat. I make fun of his name now and then. Likes to pick on Eric.
by Age1 December 29, 2004
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An extremely dumb nigger that chucks spears all day long with extreme enthusiasm and niggerdum. Can also be found in nature as a Do Do bird if it were still alive.
"ah man would you look at that nigger over there yelling at them honkeys. That must be one of them Kales. damn them dirty spear chucken niggers!"
by The Mysterious Boner September 18, 2008
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an occasionally attractive southern dude who sucks at making bets and thinks basiounys are the hottest goddamn thing alive. never knows what the homework is and sucks dick at bluff.
that douchebag is a total kale.
by lancatttyyy April 26, 2010
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a dick who deserves to get no where in life and has no heart. he breaks hearts. if you know a kale please GET HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE
by bombyousucker June 16, 2019
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