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Pink eye wasteman that lost his virginity in an abondoned house to an animal. Says his conjuctivitis is a result of a neurological disorder that makes him scratch his eye but is really just an infection from his stepdad spunking in his eye and his fuckbuddy farting in his eye.
"Ewwwwww, what is up with his eye?"
"Oh yeahhh, I've seen that before. Must be a kalebb."
"You sure?"
"Yeah man that eye is definitely from his step dad's spunk."
"Oh yeahhh, I've seen that before. Must be a kalebb."
"You sure?"
"Yeah man that eye is definitely from his step dad's spunk."
by dilly perdon March 22, 2019