A phrase coined by the notes Jillian Owens. One will use this phrase in situations of flabbergastment.
Jenny took my seat on the bus, “Oh kale no!”
by The Jill November 20, 2018
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Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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