Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.
Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)
by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020
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Leafy green, cock swelling, last forever, lady pleasing food. A great addition to sandwiches and salads. Guaranteed to make your lady squeel.
After eating Kale, I fucked all night and in the morning.
by MrPoj August 06, 2020
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The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum
by Big daddy lavie September 06, 2017
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Kale is a very dumb Ginger. He says he’s a pimp but cries about a girl that he will never get. He thinks he will get “big bod” but he looks like fucking Gumby.
Look at that ugly ginger he’s name is probably Kale
by Gabrielle_lima July 13, 2020
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Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)
Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck
by thesimper October 08, 2020
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