Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)
Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck
by thesimper October 08, 2020
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A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb
Hi Kale! It’s alpug
by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021
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an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker
"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"
by ohnoniall October 11, 2015
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The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.
Girl: Who is that?
Girl 2: only the hottest guy you will ever meet, it's kale belton.
by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013
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A great looking guy who everyone either loves or hates. No in between. Plays football. Loves FSU.
Look at that hot ripped guy. Reminds me of “Kale Cushing”
by Definitelynotkale July 29, 2021
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open minded guy that thinks outside the box, knows how to keep a conversation going, can sometimes be truthful but over all has a big heart. a great friend to those around him! always good vibes also supper goofy
hey there goes kaled!” “yeah he’s a cool person!”
by good talk September 20, 2021
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Two people who are too shy to talk but secretly have a huge crush that will blossom there freashman year,
by Osup April 27, 2012
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