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A Kale is a sexy beast with the ability to tempt anyone around. A Kale is really cute and super duper fli. Loves to handle business and taste amazing. Always puts in work.

Kale Charles Daddy
Who’s that sexy beast over there? That’s Kale, my daddy!
by AlexaLovesDaddyDk January 29, 2019
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Kale is a pretty nice and caring guy. He’s usually good at sports. He can either be really cute or ugly. He will care for you as long as you don’t hurt him. Don’t lose him.
Kale is good at sports.
by Riles_d22 May 24, 2019
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An extremely adventurous, curious, outgoing, Beautiful boy. Who sets his own rules and follows his heart. Someone who is unique and different and doesn't allow himself to follow the crowd. Who will one day become some type of artist, musician or even a business man. A person who makes you laugh when you are feeling upset, and never lets you down. A person who you will never forget!
by ksmum February 02, 2010
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Hipster 1: Hey! What's that leafy cabbage you're eating?
Hipster 2: It's not cabbage, it's kale! Goes really well with avocado on toast.
by Steve.x June 14, 2017
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A very warm, sweet, caring, all around amazing guy. Someone who knows how to treat a girl just how she wants to be treated, and does it even better. Someone that completely overshadows any other in every aspect. Someone that understands you, and will by all means make you feel like the only one that matters. He is also very attractive. Love at first sight. Hes very very bright and he shows it. He is perfection.
Kale
by makaylamurder November 19, 2010
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"Mega pimp". Next to godliness. quite possibly the most amazing mofo known to mankind... or any other race for that matter.
"Dude... Kimbo Slice totally reminds me of KALE"!
by KKmeister April 09, 2010
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