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A beautiful girl with pretty eyes and gorgeous eyes. Shes kind and always happy. Shes sometimes unsure of herself but that doesnt stop her. She can be awkward at times. She likes to eat small children. Oh and she is beautiful. Kalasia is model beautiful. Alot of people hate her for it.
My friend Kalasia is so pretty!
by BEYOTCH ROBOT December 30, 2011
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A pretty girl with amazing hair and pretty hair. Shes shy sometimes and is kinda akward. She is beautiful beyond life and is very kind. Shes good in bed and is very loyal. She can be a slut at times but not always. She always cna be a real bitch but you have to overlook that. She funny and just a really great person.
Kalasia is really cool! I wanna meet her!
by EATBABYPUNK January 10, 2012
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A girl with a big ass and boobs. She is full of herself and sometimes a bitch. She thinks she can do whatever she wants. She is pretty, but not as pretty as she thinks she is. Most of her friends secretly don't like her. She is very popular.
Friend #1: " Damn, Kalasia is being a bitch today!"

Friend #2: " I know! She is so annoying."
by Karry Lung September 21, 2011
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