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A god that is known to rule universes and kill anyone in his way
The universe bows before the mighty god/king Kal.
by Pseudonymous doch June 23, 2017
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A touhg guy who manage it all and don't give a fuck. A kal is able to do things, many other men do not dare. If you can corner a trailer backwards, drink more than your friends or gets womens attention in every room you enter you are probably a kal.
Hey Troels, look a that guy doing a wheelie. He is such a kal.
(After performing a wheelie the kal will most likely get laid)
by 1st. kal May 19, 2016
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A person who is the best of all things. and is very hilarious and has dry humor and always wants his cookies. And despises glitter and glitter phone cases
Kal is such a ÷%^×/#/=_÷
by #megcocopuppies October 03, 2017
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a kal is a best person you can meet. he loves cookies. and if you promise him something he will bug you for it till you give it to him. he has very dry humor. and is amazing
kal = i'm waiting for my tray of cookies
by ringofire October 23, 2017
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A term used in a book series by David Eddings, meaning King and God.

A leader with godlike power and/or arrogance.
All hail Kal Yoshika
by Kal Yoshika March 23, 2004
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In the growing (and hip!) knitting community, it means "Knit Along," which is when multiple knitters make the same project at the same time which is both fun and helpful to each other. Crocheting has one too: CAL
I am part of the Jeanie Shawl KAL.
by emmybearknitting January 04, 2010
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