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A shiny boi who will betray his teammates and loves killing Stan
Aw shit, there goes Kaif, killing his friends.
by I_love_fluffing May 25, 2019
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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King of kings. A person that is unpredictable and capable of surprising you any moment. Their creativity and ability to create a spark in any situation makes them a born leader no matter what the situation.
He really acted like a kaif in that game.

He will grow up to be a kaif one day.
by kingkong91 April 28, 2011
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A person who is always there for everyone and the most loyal of people. But people take advantage of them and never really appreciate who they have.
I wish we all had a kaif in our lives.
by Crazy Beast!!! March 11, 2017
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An object that is used for describing a toy gentlemen and a chubby brown bear. Not much knowledge but the progressing. Kaifs are rare to find, so when you do never let go.
I want a kaif for Christmas

I want to hug a kaif because it is so chubby
by Ily__❤️ January 02, 2018
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I'm going to Kaif all over this beach with my beer today.
by Kaifer May 20, 2011
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A sexually appealling woman who knows it, with small amounts of clothing, can also be used as plural
1. "Hey mate, check out the Kaif at 3 o'clock"
2. "KAIF!!!!" said loudly to attract other male collegues
by Paul sykes May 12, 2006
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