Kahla lights up a room when she enters. Every man wants a chance to talk to Kahla, and every woman wants to be her best friend. She wears her heart on her sleeve and always puts others before her own needs. She tries to be everything to everyone, sometimes to a fault. Kahla has a way of opening your heart and placing herself in it for eternity. Once you meet her, you'll never forget her.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Kahla is a female girly girl who is often directly associated with the formation of the bench group she is often accompanied by a Jess and a Kate. The three form a formidable opponent to all things that are sane. When a Kahla is combined with a Jess they form a mysterious super power that has extensive capabilities in the area of insulting others. Kahla is also associated with Katherine, Laura and their own band of crimialistic, street-sign-loving bandits.

Someone who is a unit like big time but has a dick the size of a fruit fly.