Kadort

A one of a kind being. A blatant perv. Can forge a straight face in any situation whatsoever. Often speaks in a stern voice, and is able to create sayings of hilarity while being serious and straight to the point. Has a minor fear of bumblebees, and dislikes horrible restaurant service, all the while believing girls bow and revolve around him.
His nemesis is Gagg.

Person 1: "Kadort you look like a perv."
Kadort : "That's because I am one."

Person 1: "Kadort, so you are king of the world I hear?"
Kadort : "Bullshit.. Universe."

by Gagger November 19, 2010

kaporthaflol

Do you have a happy, loving family, and a dog? Well you can fuck that up here, if you take Kaporthaflol.

Side effects include... Nausea, back pain, crippling depression, Suicidal Thoughts homicidal thoughts, headache, diarrhea, financial dependencies infidelity, Unemployment, signs of bankruptcy, schizophrenia, insomnia, PTSD, ADD, ADHD, human trafficking, bulimia, and chronic paralysis!!!

Henry: Hi, my name is Henry and I sell my body for kaporthaflol
Tim: And I'm Tim... I also sell Henry's body for kaporthaflol

Man I had a good paying job, nice car almost paid off, and then I went and took Kaporthaflol. That shit fucked my whole life up!

by Just4the fam June 2, 2018

kadoranut

kadoranut, is the meaning of karen + dora + coconut = kadoranut. its a hairstyle with a mix of.. you guessed it. kadoranut.

‘hey mom, i feel like i wanna have a kadoranut today.’

by Uwananut July 7, 2021

Kadoatie

The little cute virtual kittens you can feed in the Kadoatery on Neopets.com. By feeding them you get a bronze trophy, a silver trophy, a gold trophy and finally an avatar for feeding all 75!

Well known kad feeders include:
ava_ked
ohpleasee
gloomyparadise
richardnub
eekads
lifeunderinfluence
deficiency

And many more! Become a kad feeder today!

Neopets user: I sure love feeding qt kadoaties!!!!!

by neopets_guru July 7, 2011

Kadorka

n, Kah-dork-ah; As Kavorka, though applying only to nerdy or geeky women.

Jim can't go to the library without picking up a new woman. I think he has the kadorka

by Burning Fool July 6, 2010

kadorak

The act of cutting ones own penis off in attempt to show off, notorious bandwagon noob.

That transexual aug healer reminds me of Kadorak

by Dirt September 8, 2003

kadota

pronounced: kuh-d-ohhh-ta.

Noun: poop, shit, diahhrea, a crap.
1. look at that pile of kadota.
2. i stepped in kadota.

Verb: kadota-ing, kadota-ed, kadotas.
1. excuse her while she kadotas.

"gah, i really gotta take a kadota!"

by jessi-cunt April 25, 2009