To be impaled on; also, to be stabbed
"man, i fell of that fence and almost got kabobed on a pole"
by John T M June 01, 2006
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A guy who has the potential to stalk you for the next few years.
That guy i meant last night is a total kabob
by kabobhater November 09, 2012
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A male-female-male threesome whereby the female is skewered by the two males' cocks - one in her pussy and the other in her asshole.
She likes to be kabobbed by two guys at once.
by Kabobbee September 10, 2013
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To fuck a really tight girl when you have a huge cock
"Damn, did you hear about Cheyenne? She got totally kabobed last night!"
by Fluffy Daddy 69 November 10, 2009
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N. The act of pleasuring oneself while playing air guitar.
Dude! Knock next time! I was just totally kabobbing to some fucking sick Motley Crue licks.
by Lawrence Shu-bop September 04, 2006
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A type Arabic/Middle Eastern food made of ground beef or chicken,
and is either

A. placed onto sticks (skewers) in a log shape and barbecued.
B. flattened out (like a small pancake) and fried.
shish kabob beef kabob chicken kabob kobeda
"Dude come over, my mom is making kabob"
"The kabob I ordered at the restaurant was soo good."
by booii August 20, 2007
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