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K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.
My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some KY Jelly to add moisture.
by MsCtrl October 16, 2008
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.
My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some K-Y Jelly to add moisture.
by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
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The stuff you use to make sure the donkey doesn't get hurt while you're pumping it.
"Try to go easy on the ass and use K-Y Jelly."
by Mednub May 21, 2006
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Used to make your piss pipe all moist while your stroking it like there's no tomorrow.

Also used to moisten stank boxes and back door Sallys.
O my God it hurts so bad spankin my shit dry. O word, get some KY Jelly on my gangsta ass cock and stroke that shit.
by mastercraster7022 March 17, 2009
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Something you put on your toast in Louisville, Lexington, Radcliff, and the rest of the Bluegrass State.
Ma: "Hey Pa you want some toast?"
Pa: "Yep, and don't forget the butter and KY Jelly"
by Man 0' War February 26, 2010
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