A: How much is your KPM ?
B: It's like 0.2
A: ZOMG !

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

The fawning newly minted husband leaned over to profess his love for his beautiful bride, kissing her profusely and said,
" I love you so much, that I'm turning up the heat to 100 KPM'S"