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A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.
1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!
by A Random Person with a KMC Alignment Issue. January 04, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018